the biting truth


Monday, July 6, 2009

not me monday post

Well, it's been awhile... but what the heck, why not!!

It's not me Monday and here's what I have not done this week:

It was not me who has been sneaking candy bars from my mother-in-law's cabinet. I am a way better house guest than that.... It is not me who waits until everyone is in bed sleeping before creeping into the kitchen and helping myself to her goodies... Not me.

It is not me who is terrified of facing the music after vacation. Not me who is dreading stepping on those darn scales in a few weeks and seeing the harsh reality of sneaking candy and eating junk food.

It is not me who doesn't believe her husband when he whispers "you're so sexy" into my ear. I do not think "he's so lying" before sweetly saying, "thanks, babe". It is not me who pretends to be skinny when he kisses me. Not me. I am so in touch with reality.


Mama4Real said...

I'm on the Weight Loss journey myself. When I actually FOLLOW the plan, Weight Watchers has been incredibly successful for me. Are you on any kind of program?

Oh, and I did not just eat the oreo cookies out of my son's lunchable, and do not plan on replacing them w/ skittles b4 he notices!

Shelly said...

Sneaking candy bars? Nobody does that..right? lol And I'm sure you didn't heap yourself with a load of guilt. I feel ya!

Alicia said...

I am so NOT right there with you. I even caught myself saying this morning that next YEAR will be a better year in loosing weight. Why next year? Cuz its not right now.

I hope you have a good week!

Erica said...

I'm not sure I even pretend when my husband calls me sexy, I just say 'I'm glad you think so babe!' I'm 'trying' to lose weight too, maybe one day!

Gracie said...

Glad to see you are back =)

Tinika said...

You have something on my blog!

Jessi said...

I used to read your blog all the time and then I lost I've found you again and you're still funny!
I never question my husbands words either and I *never* sneak candy bars...not even when I'm out shopping by myself. never.