the biting truth


Monday, March 9, 2009

not me monday

Monday, monday. Another round of Not Me! Monday thanks to the wild and crazy MckMama. Check it out here.


It was not me who bought two boxes of Girl Scout cookies, knowing my ability to consume the entire contents of said boxes. Not me.

It was not me who gained seven pounds last month. Not me who was in denial the whole month of February, convincing myself that my pants were looser... Wish it really was NOT ME.

It is not me who thinks about food while brushing her teeth at the end of the day. Not me who has to come to the sad realization that I won't be eating any more today. Wouldn't that be weird? Who does that??

It is not me who sadistically watches the infomercials of skinny girls with great abs. It is not me who snarls slightly while they jump pleasantly around the TV. Not me who simultaneously wants to be them and wants to kill them at the same time. Well, not kill them. That's too harsh. Perhaps just wish a twenty pound weight gain on them... Or not. Hee hee.


Alicia said...

Ha Ha! I watch those infomercials too. I hate them...those skinny perky girls. I even get to the point of hating going to the gym because of those skinny girls.

But its all in our minds! We can do will take us time but I know we can.

Kelli said...

I saw a sign for girl scout cookies and so wanted to buy some!! I didn't though...I would eat way too many of them too!! Great Not Me's!! Have a great week!

Anne said...

We bought two boxes this year and me and my two girls ate them. My hsuband asked 3 days after we bought them if he could have one and I had to tell them they were gone. You snooze you lose!! :)

Juls said...

oh my, I think you're a girl after my own heart... enjoyed your not me's and I've never done any of those things either!

Serenity said...

I have faith in you...I know you can take this journey even though it will be hard and probably not something anyone wants to jump into...Just reading your words makes me believe you can do it.

carma said...

your blog background looks positively tasty :-)

dmelen said...

Right there with you on all the Not Me's. Although I bought 6 boxes of girl scout cookies.

Serenity said...

Just want to check in and see that you are ok?