the biting truth


Wednesday, February 11, 2009

lacy wedgies

I thought they would fit. I dug the sexy, lacy undies out of my underwear drawer. Beneath the granny panties I wore through the last pregnancy. The granny panties have begun to hang a bit loosely on my rear, so maybe, just maybe the sexy ones will fit.

Here I sit. Quite uncomfortably. Lace digs into my fleshly flesh. I have an acute wedgie. Not too comfy. I guess I need to come down a few more pounds. Pounds from the rear.


Alicia said...

I love you Girl!! That is so funny! I did that same thing just the other day! I wore the purple lacy ones to work. Big Mistake! I bet I went to the bathroom 20 times to pull them out of my butt! Then I had to go to Publix on the way home and my hubby met me there in the parking lot. I made him stand in front of my door while I was getting out and pulled them out one good time hoping that would last throughout my trip inside. It didnt...I have never shed my clothes so fast when I got home!!

Just a couple more pounds...we can do it!

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Stephanie said...

Hey, at least you had the courage to try them on! I won't even attempt my pre-pregnancy pants.

Br!tt said...

Awwww, that sucks! But keep trying girl and you will get there! :D

Brooke said...

Oh, I so did this yesterday... and spent my entire yoga class paying for it! So much for recharging and relaxing (and definitely going in next week's Not Me's). I'm at the point where I either give in and buy underwear that fits, or get motivated to put away the m&m's and lose the weight!